"Hell is paved with good intentions." - Cicero

Monday, February 27, 2006

My Voice is Gay

“My sore throats are always worse than anyone's.”
- Jane Austen

So I got my cell phone back, not that anyone gives a shit. I tried using this AudioBlogger thing to post a message. The cell phone is so shitty it sounds like I'm talking under water. I'm going to get a new one eventually. I think I have a cold. The back of my throat hurts like a bitch. Hence, the Jane Austen quote. So now, if anyone calls me, never fear—I'll be on the other line. Unless you're really fucking scared of me or something. In that case, I suggest you seek professional help. That's like being afraid of Kleenex®.

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