"Hell is paved with good intentions." - Cicero

Monday, March 20, 2006

Criminal Mastermind He Ain't

"You can't fix stupid."
- Ron White

So, apparently, the Professor Moriarty of Rochester Hills has been caught. Daniel Ray Davis Jr. is going to be brought on charges of false threats of terrorism. Though he has not been officially charged, he did not attend school Monday.

Honestly, how does someone get this goddamn stupid? Don't threaten your school, classmates, whatever. Just don't. Then you won't be facing 20 years. Just don't do stupid shit, and you'll be fine. That's all it takes. It's not funny! It's not a fucking prank! I'm not laughing, asshole.

Refraining from doing stupid shit is just as easy as doing it. I seem to manage just fine on a daily basis. I do stupid stuff, however, which is completely different from stupid shit. With stupid stuff, nothing's illegal, no one is injured, and there's a laugh to be had by all. Like slapstick comedy. Stupid shit is just that; stupid.

I don't see why someone has to do something like this. That's probably one of the reasons I got into psychology: to understand the mind of a dumbfuck.


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